As a girl, Katy Perry prayed to god for big boobs. God, in all his benevolence, answered her prayers. In turn, Katy has used her holy endowment to shoot various things into the air, including whipped cream and fireworks. With her taking the field for the Superbowl halftime show, we came up with a few more things that could rocket out of her breasts.
Skittles for Marshawn Lynch. Taste that rainbow.
Deflated footballs. (We’re also assuming her breasts also have the power to inflate any in the stadium.)
An endless supply of sleeveless hoodies for Bill Belichick.
All of Tom Brady’s Uggs, amidst hellfire.
And last but not least, Patriots owner Robert Kraft, shot directly at his good buddy Roger Goodell. He may need a hug after this season from Hell.
**Related: The Season from Hell: Inside Roger Goodell’s Ruthless Football Machine**