In recent years there has been a lot talk about women, who in their later years, come out as lesbians. Meredith Baxter-Birney of Family Ties fame, Cynthia Nixon of Sex & The City, and Wanda Sykes.
Well…this is not one of those stories.
This is simply a list of women who could get it. Yes, it…that. Me. Mine. 😉
Since I am completely comfortable with my sexuality and who I am, I have no qualms in saying I find the following ladies beautiful and that one or two of them make me feel some kind of way.
#1 Stacey Dash – She is the first ever to make my list and this was only because of her Playboy photo spread a few years back. What started out as pure admiration for a 40 year old woman who still looked hot without plastic surgery turned into a full blown crush. Yeah, I know the pictures are photoshopped to hell and back but damn! Just…DAMN! Now…if only she would just keep her mouth closed so as not to sound as dumb as a bag of rocks…I’m good.
#2 Kerry Washington – I have got to come clean on this one. She made my list after a conversation with a male friend, whom I want to violate me in the most obscene ways, said she was on his list. Anything that could get me closer to making that a reality is tops to me. She does have some nice lips though. Please white jeezus don’t let her be one of those sloppy wet lips all over your face kissers. ::shudders…blech::
#3 Leela James – WOW!!! She just made the list yesterday when I clicked the link on NPR to read this article. GORGEOUS. Simply…GORGEOUS. RAWWWRRR ::pawing motion::
#4 Reagan Gomez-Preston – Yeah!! Her!! That little girl from Parenthood has blossomed into a beautiful sexy piece of chocolate. ::swoons::
#5 The Randomness – The #5 slot is ties between two unknown random girls and probably will change on a whim. One is a model on the United Colors of Benneton website and the other is Jay Z’s rumored jump-off. (click the pictures to enlarge)
I think the former is a classic beauty with very intense eyes. The latter…well, let’s be honest here – she is not all that attractive to me but has a banging body. Check out the curve of her hip and follow it down to the curve of her calf. Girrrrl is werkin that dress…
::fans face as I check my strictly-dickly-down-with-dack-hetero card….::
Me, Anonymously 